Looks like membership in the controversial organization known as The Boston Matadors is finally paying off. Or is it? One longtime BM recently received the highest honor awarded by that group: the privilege of meeting saucy starlet Scarlett Johanssen. His report? "I wasn't impressed," he stated, keeping both eyes on the Superbowl. "She seemed like a typical hot 24 year old who expects everything to stop when she opens her mouth." And the kicker: "She's not even that hot." Every incredulous "Really?" posed by this relentless reporter was answered with an increasingly disinterested "Yeah." Not one to take a half-fag's New Englander's verdict on The Scarlett Lady, The Squealer resolves to deliver her own eyewitness take, although her interest in this matter promises to flag and disappear within minutes of posting this report.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Scarlett J "Not That Hot"
Looks like membership in the controversial organization known as The Boston Matadors is finally paying off. Or is it? One longtime BM recently received the highest honor awarded by that group: the privilege of meeting saucy starlet Scarlett Johanssen. His report? "I wasn't impressed," he stated, keeping both eyes on the Superbowl. "She seemed like a typical hot 24 year old who expects everything to stop when she opens her mouth." And the kicker: "She's not even that hot." Every incredulous "Really?" posed by this relentless reporter was answered with an increasingly disinterested "Yeah." Not one to take a half-fag's New Englander's verdict on The Scarlett Lady, The Squealer resolves to deliver her own eyewitness take, although her interest in this matter promises to flag and disappear within minutes of posting this report.
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Sounds like somebody doesn't want to get his girlfriend mad by telling her that he was staring at SJ's "Super Bowls" the entire time!
you know what the hardest thing about being a boston matador is... telling your parents you are gay.
Hey, as long as he keeps his hands off her "Golden Globes," we're cool.
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