Experts Disagree!

This just in from an actual gay expert:

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New developments in what minor media outlets are now referring to as "Pussygate." CG correspondents reached out to Adam L for a comment, and he issued the following statment:




Gus H remains suspiciously incommunicado.

Story developing.

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Asked to comment on the possible homosexualization of the Pussy Posse (P.P.), prolific gossiper and journalistically unusable source Emily K. issued the following statement:

"Totally gay... I'm glad to see Crazziest [sic] gossip is back"

Story developing

***BREAKING NEWS***

Unreliable sources assume that the abnormal reporting silence from New York may hint at a new lifestyle exploration of recently relocated correspondent Gus H and frequent CG coverboy Adam L. Speculation of "coverups" have begun to hound the previously perceived heterosexual members of the perhaps undeservedly named "Pussy Posse."

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Jeff K Too Rich for Traditional Banking Systems?

Has Jeff K's recent lucrative career move pushed him into the upper tier elite of Hollywood's Rich and Famous? Recently seen exciting a Los Feliz grocery store after visiting its credit union ATM, one can only wonder why the boy of bling has shunned the traditional banking system as a whole. Is he truly there for its convenient location and great rates on mortgages and auto loans, or has his stockpile of cash and equity become so large he fears the FDIC limits of $100,000 that a bank provides? Looking at his flashy new glasses, name brand designer blazer and desire to move "west-side", one must assume that the once humble man of the people is now rubbing elbows with the nouveau-riche and their alternative financial institutions.

It is also rumored the opulent fellow was seen inquiring about private fractional aircraft ownership because commercial first class "is way too gauche".

Stats Reveal Small Town Gal has Huge Ego

Has Allison Miller's recent brush with celebrity on CraziestGossip.com gone to her head? A recent number crunch of the CraziestGossip.com site statistics revealed that 17 separate searches were made for the phrase "allison miller craziestgossip". All searches were made by the same computer and all within a single week, apparently indicating that someone went on a week-long bender of much needed self validation. Miller refutes the accusation, claiming that the frenzied googler is not her. "What are you talking about? Why wouldn't I just type in CraziestGossip.com? You idiot." Words of a crazed ego-maniac? You be the judge.

The search phrase in question is the second most popular to date, only eclipsed by the phrase "emily joyce naked."

Scarlett J "Not That Hot"

Looks like membership in the controversial organization known as The Boston Matadors is finally paying off. Or is it? One longtime BM recently received the highest honor awarded by that group: the privilege of meeting saucy starlet Scarlett Johanssen. His report? "I wasn't impressed," he stated, keeping both eyes on the Superbowl. "She seemed like a typical hot 24 year old who expects everything to stop when she opens her mouth." And the kicker: "She's not even that hot." Every incredulous "Really?" posed by this relentless reporter was answered with an increasingly disinterested "Yeah." Not one to take a half-fag's New Englander's verdict on The Scarlett Lady, The Squealer resolves to deliver her own eyewitness take, although her interest in this matter promises to flag and disappear within minutes of posting this report.