Experts Disagree!

This just in from an actual gay expert:

***BREAKING NEWS UPDATE***

New developments in what minor media outlets are now referring to as "Pussygate." CG correspondents reached out to Adam L for a comment, and he issued the following statment:




Gus H remains suspiciously incommunicado.

Story developing.

***BREAKING NEWS UPDATE***

Asked to comment on the possible homosexualization of the Pussy Posse (P.P.), prolific gossiper and journalistically unusable source Emily K. issued the following statement:

"Totally gay... I'm glad to see Crazziest [sic] gossip is back"

Story developing

***BREAKING NEWS***

Unreliable sources assume that the abnormal reporting silence from New York may hint at a new lifestyle exploration of recently relocated correspondent Gus H and frequent CG coverboy Adam L. Speculation of "coverups" have begun to hound the previously perceived heterosexual members of the perhaps undeservedly named "Pussy Posse."

Story Developing

Jeff K Too Rich for Traditional Banking Systems?

Has Jeff K's recent lucrative career move pushed him into the upper tier elite of Hollywood's Rich and Famous? Recently seen exciting a Los Feliz grocery store after visiting its credit union ATM, one can only wonder why the boy of bling has shunned the traditional banking system as a whole. Is he truly there for its convenient location and great rates on mortgages and auto loans, or has his stockpile of cash and equity become so large he fears the FDIC limits of $100,000 that a bank provides? Looking at his flashy new glasses, name brand designer blazer and desire to move "west-side", one must assume that the once humble man of the people is now rubbing elbows with the nouveau-riche and their alternative financial institutions.

It is also rumored the opulent fellow was seen inquiring about private fractional aircraft ownership because commercial first class "is way too gauche".