Monday, February 4, 2008

Mankind Doomed as Dave I Powerless Against the Covenant

Has veteran Halo-gamer Dave I lost his long vaunted video gaming skills? Our correspondents attended a Super Bowl party at the westside's exclusive hideaway Club I this weekend and report that this former "Master Chief" was performing more like a "Master Chef." In between getting schooled in rounds of Halo 3, Dave retreated to the kitchen to cook nachos, sour cream and onion dip, and other delectables. But despite his culinary conquests, this SPARTAN super-soldier came up victory-less in all games played.

"How did you guys get so good at video games?" asked Dave of his fellow gamers. "I've got a lot of homework to do."

He sure does. For his sake, CraziestGossip hopes that he's doing his studying in the living room and not the kitchen!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that guy puts the f-a-g in frag

Anonymous said...

This is total bull shit. Damn you paparazzo! The computer totally cheats. Halo 2 King of the Hill I can take anyone anytime.

OJ said...

did you say onion dip... damn i should have gone!