Big City Asshole Too Good for His West Coast Crew

Has the Big Apple turned Adam L into a complete asshole? Our sources say the once easy-going, affable chum has become an aloof prick. During group chat sessions, he has become despondent and disengaged, rarely adding to the colorful commentary, and then leaving at the drop of a hat, as if he's too good for all of it. Concerned lifelong friend Jeff K told CraziestGossip, "He's got a lot on his mind, I think he's also having technical issues with his browser. But he's probably looking at Facebook and Salon profiles."

Our sources also tell us he's even taken to going by the moniker "Mr. New York".

Get outta the pho-king table!

Is Hollywood's newest creative hot spot at the Pho Cafe in Silverlake? Jeff K and Emily C found themselves waiting for twenty minutes before being seated while a lone diner, facing away and having long ago finished her bowl of noodles, took notes in a copy of Tom Robbin's Skinny Legs and All. "Look. She's done!" griped Ms. C. "You can do that when a restaurant's empty but not when there's a line!"

The diner eventually paid her neglected bill, stood up, and revealed herself to be none other than Drew Barrymore, star of the hit films Home Fries and TV's The Amy Fisher Story! Does this hot Hollywood starlet find herself to be most productive while frustrating hungry diners in crowded restaurants? Our sources say yes!

Adam and Gus in Shock, but 'Saw it Coming'

One time party pals of Heath Ledger's Adam L and Gus H are in shock over the untimely death of the Hollywood super star, but both "saw it coming." Two years ago The "Three Amigos" hooked up for a night of partying at LA hot spot Little Pedro's.

When asked about the fateful night Gus remarked "He didn't seem suicidal or anything, but he was definitely on drugs." Adam added "He was dancing with some dudes." "It's not like I've never danced with dudes before, but only when I've been really loaded [on drugs]." It was "pretty clear" to both that it was "only a matter of time" until Heath lost his battle with drugs and alcohol. Incidentally both Adam and Gus hooked up with girls that night.

Orlando Bloom Spotted at Machine Gallery

Has the recent success of Machine Gallery started to attract Hollywood's A-listers? Is gallery owner Mark Allen now hobnobbin' with Tinsel Town's elite? CraziestGossip spotted an individual at Machine's "24 Hour Roman Reconstruction Project" this Saturday who bore a striking resemblance to the Pirates of the Caribbean heart-throb. He was dressed down and unshaven, possibly to help blend in better with the typically unkempt crowd. Only seen in profile, we give this person an 80% chance of being Bloom himself, and if not him then definitely a brother of Bloom or possibly his stunt double.

When asked if he was indeed friends with Bloom, Allen gave the rather obtuse reply "Nope. Does he love pizza?"

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Allison Miller Still Goes Out Despite Eric "Not Really Feeling It"

East-side socialite and party maven Allison Miller is not one to let a tired boyfriend keep her from having a good time. When hunky beau Eric B suddenly announced that he's "not really feeling [going out]" Ms. Miller surprisingly laced up her boots and hit the party circuit solo. This was verified when she was later seen arriving alone at a very exclusive get together in Mt. Washington. Sources tell us Miller's man spent the night watching episodes of "Crowned" on his computer.

Adam L Attempts to See a Sold Out"Cloverfield"

Brooklyn-based internet guru and pick up artist Adam L travelled from his home in Williamsburg to Manhattan today to catch an evening showing of Hollywood's latest blockbuster offering "Cloverfield." Discovering tickets were sold out across the city, he returned home, dejected and still curious about the nature of the film's monster. One source reports he may also have been under the influence of the prescription drug Valium.

Emily Joyce Sees Naked Ladies

And likes it!

Dave proves he's all man

BREAKING NEWS - JEFF IS STRAIGHT

Eric and Jeff are both gay

adam is gay

did you know that?