Experts Disagree!

This just in from an actual gay expert:

***BREAKING NEWS UPDATE***

New developments in what minor media outlets are now referring to as "Pussygate." CG correspondents reached out to Adam L for a comment, and he issued the following statment:




Gus H remains suspiciously incommunicado.

Story developing.

***BREAKING NEWS UPDATE***

Asked to comment on the possible homosexualization of the Pussy Posse (P.P.), prolific gossiper and journalistically unusable source Emily K. issued the following statement:

"Totally gay... I'm glad to see Crazziest [sic] gossip is back"

Story developing

***BREAKING NEWS***

Unreliable sources assume that the abnormal reporting silence from New York may hint at a new lifestyle exploration of recently relocated correspondent Gus H and frequent CG coverboy Adam L. Speculation of "coverups" have begun to hound the previously perceived heterosexual members of the perhaps undeservedly named "Pussy Posse."

Story Developing

Jeff K Too Rich for Traditional Banking Systems?

Has Jeff K's recent lucrative career move pushed him into the upper tier elite of Hollywood's Rich and Famous? Recently seen exciting a Los Feliz grocery store after visiting its credit union ATM, one can only wonder why the boy of bling has shunned the traditional banking system as a whole. Is he truly there for its convenient location and great rates on mortgages and auto loans, or has his stockpile of cash and equity become so large he fears the FDIC limits of $100,000 that a bank provides? Looking at his flashy new glasses, name brand designer blazer and desire to move "west-side", one must assume that the once humble man of the people is now rubbing elbows with the nouveau-riche and their alternative financial institutions.

It is also rumored the opulent fellow was seen inquiring about private fractional aircraft ownership because commercial first class "is way too gauche".

Stats Reveal Small Town Gal has Huge Ego

Has Allison Miller's recent brush with celebrity on CraziestGossip.com gone to her head? A recent number crunch of the CraziestGossip.com site statistics revealed that 17 separate searches were made for the phrase "allison miller craziestgossip". All searches were made by the same computer and all within a single week, apparently indicating that someone went on a week-long bender of much needed self validation. Miller refutes the accusation, claiming that the frenzied googler is not her. "What are you talking about? Why wouldn't I just type in CraziestGossip.com? You idiot." Words of a crazed ego-maniac? You be the judge.

The search phrase in question is the second most popular to date, only eclipsed by the phrase "emily joyce naked."

Scarlett J "Not That Hot"

Looks like membership in the controversial organization known as The Boston Matadors is finally paying off. Or is it? One longtime BM recently received the highest honor awarded by that group: the privilege of meeting saucy starlet Scarlett Johanssen. His report? "I wasn't impressed," he stated, keeping both eyes on the Superbowl. "She seemed like a typical hot 24 year old who expects everything to stop when she opens her mouth." And the kicker: "She's not even that hot." Every incredulous "Really?" posed by this relentless reporter was answered with an increasingly disinterested "Yeah." Not one to take a half-fag's New Englander's verdict on The Scarlett Lady, The Squealer resolves to deliver her own eyewitness take, although her interest in this matter promises to flag and disappear within minutes of posting this report.

Mankind Doomed as Dave I Powerless Against the Covenant

Has veteran Halo-gamer Dave I lost his long vaunted video gaming skills? Our correspondents attended a Super Bowl party at the westside's exclusive hideaway Club I this weekend and report that this former "Master Chief" was performing more like a "Master Chef." In between getting schooled in rounds of Halo 3, Dave retreated to the kitchen to cook nachos, sour cream and onion dip, and other delectables. But despite his culinary conquests, this SPARTAN super-soldier came up victory-less in all games played.

"How did you guys get so good at video games?" asked Dave of his fellow gamers. "I've got a lot of homework to do."

He sure does. For his sake, CraziestGossip hopes that he's doing his studying in the living room and not the kitchen!

Big City Asshole Too Good for His West Coast Crew

Has the Big Apple turned Adam L into a complete asshole? Our sources say the once easy-going, affable chum has become an aloof prick. During group chat sessions, he has become despondent and disengaged, rarely adding to the colorful commentary, and then leaving at the drop of a hat, as if he's too good for all of it. Concerned lifelong friend Jeff K told CraziestGossip, "He's got a lot on his mind, I think he's also having technical issues with his browser. But he's probably looking at Facebook and Salon profiles."

Our sources also tell us he's even taken to going by the moniker "Mr. New York".

Get outta the pho-king table!

Is Hollywood's newest creative hot spot at the Pho Cafe in Silverlake? Jeff K and Emily C found themselves waiting for twenty minutes before being seated while a lone diner, facing away and having long ago finished her bowl of noodles, took notes in a copy of Tom Robbin's Skinny Legs and All. "Look. She's done!" griped Ms. C. "You can do that when a restaurant's empty but not when there's a line!"

The diner eventually paid her neglected bill, stood up, and revealed herself to be none other than Drew Barrymore, star of the hit films Home Fries and TV's The Amy Fisher Story! Does this hot Hollywood starlet find herself to be most productive while frustrating hungry diners in crowded restaurants? Our sources say yes!

Adam and Gus in Shock, but 'Saw it Coming'

One time party pals of Heath Ledger's Adam L and Gus H are in shock over the untimely death of the Hollywood super star, but both "saw it coming." Two years ago The "Three Amigos" hooked up for a night of partying at LA hot spot Little Pedro's.

When asked about the fateful night Gus remarked "He didn't seem suicidal or anything, but he was definitely on drugs." Adam added "He was dancing with some dudes." "It's not like I've never danced with dudes before, but only when I've been really loaded [on drugs]." It was "pretty clear" to both that it was "only a matter of time" until Heath lost his battle with drugs and alcohol. Incidentally both Adam and Gus hooked up with girls that night.

Orlando Bloom Spotted at Machine Gallery

Has the recent success of Machine Gallery started to attract Hollywood's A-listers? Is gallery owner Mark Allen now hobnobbin' with Tinsel Town's elite? CraziestGossip spotted an individual at Machine's "24 Hour Roman Reconstruction Project" this Saturday who bore a striking resemblance to the Pirates of the Caribbean heart-throb. He was dressed down and unshaven, possibly to help blend in better with the typically unkempt crowd. Only seen in profile, we give this person an 80% chance of being Bloom himself, and if not him then definitely a brother of Bloom or possibly his stunt double.

When asked if he was indeed friends with Bloom, Allen gave the rather obtuse reply "Nope. Does he love pizza?"

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Allison Miller Still Goes Out Despite Eric "Not Really Feeling It"

East-side socialite and party maven Allison Miller is not one to let a tired boyfriend keep her from having a good time. When hunky beau Eric B suddenly announced that he's "not really feeling [going out]" Ms. Miller surprisingly laced up her boots and hit the party circuit solo. This was verified when she was later seen arriving alone at a very exclusive get together in Mt. Washington. Sources tell us Miller's man spent the night watching episodes of "Crowned" on his computer.

Adam L Attempts to See a Sold Out"Cloverfield"

Brooklyn-based internet guru and pick up artist Adam L travelled from his home in Williamsburg to Manhattan today to catch an evening showing of Hollywood's latest blockbuster offering "Cloverfield." Discovering tickets were sold out across the city, he returned home, dejected and still curious about the nature of the film's monster. One source reports he may also have been under the influence of the prescription drug Valium.

Emily Joyce Sees Naked Ladies

And likes it!

Dave proves he's all man

BREAKING NEWS - JEFF IS STRAIGHT

Eric and Jeff are both gay

adam is gay

did you know that?