Has Jeff K's recent lucrative career move pushed him into the upper tier elite of Hollywood's Rich and Famous? Recently seen exciting a Los Feliz grocery store after visiting its credit union ATM, one can only wonder why the boy of bling has shunned the traditional banking system as a whole. Is he truly there for its convenient location and great rates on mortgages and auto loans, or has his stockpile of cash and equity become so large he fears the FDIC limits of $100,000 that a bank provides? Looking at his flashy new glasses, name brand designer blazer and desire to move "west-side", one must assume that the once humble man of the people is now rubbing elbows with the nouveau-riche and their alternative financial institutions.
It is also rumored the opulent fellow was seen inquiring about private fractional aircraft ownership because commercial first class "is way too gauche".
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Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! I'm not the one with a Netflix account and renting from Video Journeys!
With this unrelenting stream money we should totally blow off these fags. Especially Gus and Adam - I hear they are totally gay.
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